“Hi, this is Jill with Health Services.  At 800-495-1830.  And here’s a message that major health care providers do not want you to hear.  Did you know that for about 3 dollars per day, your entire family can get a full medical, dental, vision and prescription benefits program?  Regardless of age or medical history you will be able to take advantage of this program.  Only a limited amount of households have been preselected for this program.  And this offer does end Friday.  So call now, at 800-495-1830.”