"Hello, this is a public service announcement concerning our health care
crisis.  Are you paying too much for your family's health care?  We are the
leader in the health ___incoherent__ and it costs you nothing to find out more.  For more information please press 1, to be added to the do-not-call press 9."

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"Please leave your name, telephone number, and the best time to contact you
and we'll be back with you as soon as possible."