“This is Fort Knox Security Company an ADT affiliated and authorized dealer.
“If you are willing to place a small yard sign stating that your home is protected by ADT we will provide you with a state of the art security system at no charge for the equipment and installation.”
“To have peace of mind while you’re home or away all we ask you to do is simply take care of the monthly monitoring fee for 24 hour protection from burglary and fire. If you are a homeowner and would like more information, please press the 9 key on your touchtone telephone now. Or press the 2 key to be removed from this calling list. Once again please press the 9 key now.”
I pressed nine at this point.
“Thank you. Please state your first and last name and please spell your last name after this tone.”
“Thank you. Now please state your home or work telephone number and the best time to reach you after this tone.”
“Thanks again for your time. If you have requested
additional information, a friendly sales representative will be contacting
you soon and goodbye for now.”