Transcript of Prerecorded Telephone Solicitation
Representing Pre-Paid Legal Services Inc.
Initiated by William Louis Birkline

“Hello. Did you know you are three times more likely to need the services of an attorney than your family doctor? I’m calling with important information about how you can obtain the legal representation you deserve at a price you can afford. To hear more, please press the 9 key on your phone now or this call will disconnect in five seconds.”

Pressed 9

“Thank you. It’s a sad fact that you are more likely to be sued or need legal representation today than ever before. The only way to protect your rights is with a qualified attorney and that can cost a fortune. What would you do? Mortgage your home, sell your car, try to borrow the money from a friend or family member. If you are like most Americans, then you would be forced to and then you would be left with nothing even if you won the court battle. There is another option, for less than a dollar a day our attorneys will provide you and your family with unlimited telephone consultation, write letter and make phone calls on your behalf, review contracts and documents before you sign them, even represent you in court to defend law suits traffic tickets, IRS issues, divorces, bankruptcies and adoptions. Our founding fathers guaranteed justice for all. They simply forgot to tell us how to pay for it. To receive more information about this service with absolutely no obligation, please state your name and spell your last name after the tone. Please speak clearly and slowly. Here is the tone. … Tone…”

Code name

“Now please state your home or work telephone number and the best time to reach you after this tone. … Tone…”

281XXXXXXX after five

“Thank you. We will be back in touch at the time specified.”