“This is Linda on behalf of Forest Park Funeral Home. Take advantage of a free complimentary insurance policy valued at three thousand dollars for each adult. No one is declined. Also a personal planning guide will be delivered to you at no cost or obligation. To have information sent to you press one on your telephone now."

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“After the tone please leave your name and address.”

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“Thank you. Be watching for the packet in the mail from Forest Park Funeral Home”